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Oh my ahura mazda, people like my joke and I have accidentally ten times as much followers as before, and stars enough to fabricate a moderately sized nebula.
Now how to tell them that I am boring and not funny? 🙃

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some people think they *punish* me by banning me for disagreeing with them. 🤦‍♂️

One curious observation spending my time here that disproportionately high amount of people reacting on my toots have unusual sexual orientation [based on their self-definition].
How come?

fuck twitter images... here we go agin, now with the native fediversion.

Summary reply to :
They have attacked some big sites as ad to sell their attack service. It's like shooting a bunch of kids in the kindergarten to show you're a good assassin to hire. Unrelated to any Wikipedia stuff.

I think it's a proof again that beings 'ing ( or else) have no dicks. Otherwise they could have played with it instead.

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Haha. Bruce Schneier has revived his "snake oil cryptography" category specifically for Crown Sterling (they people who sued Black Hat after their sponsored talk was ill received by the audience):

schneier.com/blog/archives/201

"Enough of this. All of us can create ciphers that we cannot break ourselves, which means that amateur cryptographers regularly produce amateur cryptography. These guys are amateurs. Their math is amateurish. Their claims are nonsensical. Run away."

#infosec

the problem of services not starting can be solved two ways:

1. upgrade the OS, upgrade all the cluster member OS running the virtual machines (basically also reboot all of them), also upgrade various components scattered

or

2. remove

guess which one.

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some people think they *punish* me by banning me for disagreeing with them. 🤦‍♂️

some people think they *punish* me by banning me for disagreeing with them. 🤦‍♂️

Oh my ahura mazda, people like my joke and I have accidentally ten times as much followers as before, and stars enough to fabricate a moderately sized nebula.
Now how to tell them that I am boring and not funny? 🙃

altered a National Hurricane Center map with a sharpie to falsely extend the official forecast toward Alabama so he didn't have to admit he was wrong in a tweet.
twitter.com/wxdam/status/11693

Fighting to get a stupid upgraded system to work, but it's hopelessly broken, daemons don't start then CAME THE LIGHT! Remove , install sysv and *boom* everything's back to working order!

Did you know that isn't electronic? It is mad of pipes, socks, files, handles, tar, even evil spirits called demons. There's only one electron, but it's big and slow!

It is still not clear to me how am I supposed to use web ui. How does it tell me which toots are **new**, and where shall I start looking?

@boobs_idiot your life must be tough. Are you this aggressive all the time or just online? Chill out, and go away instead of worrying about me. Have a nice day.

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